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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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pre10tious:

Now I’m kate moss

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

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browngirlfunk:

My dad tried saying “sorry to burst your bubble” but couldn’t figure the words out in time so he just said “sorry to crack your eggs”

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"“The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.”
― Molière"

— (via vaganovaboy)
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foxinu:

Some sort of weird husky ritual magic.

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awwww-cute:

Percy, my one-eyed owl friend!

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mcchickened:

an very important hole

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heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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