wraith

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

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rlaph:

For why

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browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

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420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

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i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

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toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

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badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

My favorite Simpsons episode tbh

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